July 20, 2011
The wager seemed like a sure thing to Lenny Wilkens — his Toronto Raptors were in the middle of a game, the arena doors were pretty well closed up, and Mark Jackson had only started practicing his bird calls on the plane that morning. But sure enough, as soon as Jackson let his song cry, there was Forest Whitaker, materializing as if from the ether into a seat right in the front row. Wilkens never trusted Jackson again.
Best caption wins an important lesson about money (specifically relating to its color, because you need to double down on Forest Whitaker references whenever you get the chance). Good luck.
Winner, Azv321: "It's 'I hope we never part!' Now get it right or pay the price!"
Girl: "No, I'm struggling — I'm only done with a quarter of my sit-ups: 6 out of 24."
Kobe: "You know I can make you disappear, right?"
Second runner-up, In This Country We DUNK!: "After this set of 1000 stomach crunches, use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub."