Mystery pooper at New Jersey track revealed to be superintendent

The Turnstile

Look, there’s no way to say this delicately: someone has been pooping at a New Jersey high school track, and that someone has turned out to be the local school superintendent.

Coaches and staff at Holmdel High School had reported seeing human feces at the track on a daily basis. Local police set up a sting operation — yes, a poop dragnet, run with this however you want — and shortly thereafter caught a most unlikely suspect.

Thomas Tramaglini, 42, the Kenilworth school superintendent, lives about three miles away from the high school, according to police. He was running on the track at 5:50 a.m. on Monday morning, and then was apparently caught in the act by local police. Charged with lewdness and littering, Tramaglini is due in court next week to answer to the charges. In the meantime, he’s on paid leave.

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This is a stock photo of a high school track. You do not want a stock photo of anything else from this article. (Getty)
This is a stock photo of a high school track. You do not want a stock photo of anything else from this article. (Getty)

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Jay Busbee is a writer for Yahoo Sports. Contact him at jay.busbee@yahoo.com or find him on Twitter or on Facebook.

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