August 02, 2010
But, hey, at least they now have Queens native Ron Artest rapping about the wonders of Citi Field's Shake Shack outlet and telling us of his plans to meet Jason Bay(notes) for ice cream later. Really. He's even gracious enough to provide an explanation for the Mets' ineptitude — "success is a nuisance" — and note that they're only 25 titles behind the crosstown Yankees!
No, he's not exactly Joe Piscopo on Let's Go Mets, but I'm going to be disappointed if this isn't playing at evey Mets home game when they return from their road trip.