Well, whaddya know? Turns out that Carlos Guillen and I have something in common after all.
Yes, like me, the Detroit Tigers' current third baseman would prefer that Jim Leyland be the person to let the world in on the little secret that he's battling hemorrhoids.
"He can hardly move — he's got hemorrhoids so bad. He's been playing with hemorrhoids that probably need to be lanced. He probably shouldn't have been out there (third base on Monday) ... he could hardly walk."
Yikes ... and here we thought that playing for the Tigers was embarrassing enough.
Meanwhile, George Brett sez, "You rang?"