April 01, 2008
Seeing as how Eric Gagne reported to spring training with a monster beard, shaved it down to a goatee and has now grown it back, all within the span of two pay periods, the question is begging to be asked: Are we going to see the reliever's beard eventually linked to PEDs?
Also, what nickname should we use for such a growth, assuming Gagne will stick in that closer spot?
The Beer City Bush?
$10 Million Worth of Neglect?
Let's hear 'em, folks ...