March 30, 2009
Following the Keith Hernandez-enhanced theory that more Mets mustaches equal more World Series wins, they're pushing for Queens' biggest heartthrob this side of Vinnie Chase to grow a handlebar of his own. Since we're all looking to move past the death of the Giambi 'stache, I say why not at least try, D-Wright? Maybe you can even get Johan Santana in on the act by having him trim that goat into a fearsome Fu.
Really, though, props to TWS for staging a site that's producing some funny time-wasting material — from a TWS theme song to an imagined battle between the '86 Mets and '82 Brewers — for your perusal.