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I'm not sure if it was The Wire's Avon Barksdale or Indians catcher Victor Martinez who once famously said the following of a jail stint: "You come in here, you get your mind right, you only do two days, the day you come in ... and the day you come out." Regardless, this picture from Goodyear, Ariz., should make for plenty of security perimeter-inspired fun.

So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?

Follow the jump for winners from what's sure to be the first of about 74 Joba C-a-C's we'll feature this year.

What Joba Looks Like At Rock Bottom

1st — Mr. Digital. 

"I'll smile when I'm eligible to get overpaid in arbitration"

2nd — BOSOX52.

Joba after being asked "How's life now since Damon moved into your garage?'"

3rd — BaseballFan. 

"A picture of Joba Chamberlain at a Dane Cook concert."

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