Get your Point Break and increased velocity references ready, dear Stewies, because that's Tim Lincecum(notes) trying out a wind tunnel at Universal Studios CityWalk in Los Angeles earlier this week. The stunt — video here — was part of his new sponsorship with Red Bull and not a punishment for hitting Matt Kemp(notes) a night earlier at Dodger Stadium.
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
2nd — DW. "Sox hire professionals to learn new ways to flop in August"