April 27, 2009
Ichiro didn't come up with a ground rule double hit by Gary Matthews on Saturday night, but he will cause thousands of Stewies to make a Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon reference without remembering that it's a Chinese film, not a Japanese one.
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
1st — joebitots. "The Giants bring in the situational reliever to get Indiana Jones out"
2nd — Benjamin I. "Chris Andrews demonstrates the BALCO's patented "I was just lifting snakes' workout."
3rd — gaborik10m. "You think this was weird? Barry Zito pitched seven innings of shut out ball!"