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If you happened to watch the truimphant return of Brett Myers(notes) to Citizens Bank Park on Monday night, you saw a humdinger of a ballgame between the Philadelphia Phillies and Houston Astros.

Myers, though he had some off-the-field issues, was mostly revered in Philly for his contributions to the 2007 and 2008 playoff squads. Against his old mates, Myers allowed two runs and struck out nine over seven innings to pick up the victory.

Other than a disputed call that flipped the outcome in Houston's favor, along with some sideways rain, the most discussed part of the evening was Myers — particularly his prominent facial hair.

And everybody was asking the same question: Does Myers' goatee come with yummy dipping sauces?

The answer, at least according to the illustration we've painstakingly created, is YES!

Myers seems to prefer sweet 'n' sour, Texas BBQ and sweet chili — though he was dipping ol' standbys mustard and ketchup last night. Ranch and blue cheese are also available on request.

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