Washington Wizards forward Martell Webster is a stern critic of children’s art (Video)

Newly paid Washington Wizards small forward Martell Webster asked a simple question Thursday evening:

Hmm. You're certainly not alone, Martell — Louis C.K. certainly agrees with you, if nothing else — but you probably shouldn't let the little ones know that just yet. Remember, as Jack Handey taught us, children need encouragement, and there are better, more creative ways of messing with your kids than just telling them their art stinks. Now that your contract situation's squared away, feel free to spend the rest of the offseason coming up with some ... and then go use them on Bradley Beal and Otto Porter, because they're basically still kids anyway.

Hat-tip to For the Win.

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