Twins fan, hamster refusing to seek solace in other disappointing Minnesota professional teams this winter

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Twins fan, hamster refusing to seek solace in other disappointing Minnesota professional teams this winter
Twins fan, hamster refusing to seek solace in other disappointing Minnesota professional teams this winter

SCENE: A Minnesota Twins fan, Imakesandwichesforaliving, a.k.a. JOHN, is seen returning home from work, walking from his garage to the apartment building he resides in. He enters the building and checks his mail, where he has a package waiting for him. He grabs it and lets himself in and enters his apartment. He opens the package and sees a red towel - the 2019 Minnesota Twins Homer Hanky. He grabs it and sits down on the couch next to his hamster, SNOW, who peeks out from under his bedding. JOHN: Well, better late than never, I guess. Right, buddy? He looks over at SNOW. SNOW: [squeaks] JOHN puts the homer hanky on the couch and walks over to the radio and turns it on. An AM station comes through

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