Neanderball, Week 7: Seahawks take on the Ravens (1st Quarter)

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Neanderball, Week 7: Seahawks take on the Ravens (1st Quarter)
Neanderball, Week 7: Seahawks take on the Ravens (1st Quarter)

Good morning everyone, and welcome back to Week 7 of Neanderball, where I will entertain you by explaining in excruciating detail how the offense of your beloved Seattle Seahawks dropped a critical home game to the Baltimore Ravens. To help you follow along as you read this dismal account of a failed enterprise, my drive descriptions are now accompanied by slow-motion video evidence of Seahawks negligence and malaise. Pro sports, right? Truly the most emotionally rewarding form of leisure activity. This article covers the drives in the first quarter, and other articles will follow in its wake to round out the remainder of the game. When all four pieces of the Amulet of Misery are assembled, I'll

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