Well, gang: here we are. Jay Cutler's kind of back in the news, in the sense that a lot of people are Tweeting about him.
What is Jay Cutler in the news for? It's an excellent question. His chickens are fine, relax. At some point today, someone, somewhere, tweeted that Jay Cutler and Tomi Lahren are apparently dating. Says who? I don't know! No one does. Like I said – someone, somewhere, tweeted it and we all decided, yeah, okay, Jay Cutler and Tomi Lahren are dating. Just look at all these tweets. Look at every single one; this is the price of your Jay Cutler fanaticism. Once @lugnuts6 tweets about it, there can be no doubt: apparently Jay Cutler and Tomi Lahren are dating.
And in related news, they are apparently not:
Per my high level sources. Jay Cutler is currently not dating anyone. Carry on with your day #BackInTheCircleOfTrust— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) September 3, 2020
So that's that. What did you learn from this? What did I learn from this? Hard to say. Jay Cutler's dating Tomi Lahren, but in a different, more factually-correct sense, he's not. And for now, that's all we can hope to know.