Shooters always shoot: The Schonz knows what's up.
If you're feeling just a little bit lonely on Valentine's Day, legendary Trail Blazers announcer Bill Schonely has cooked up some of the sweetest Valentine's Day pick-up lines to make your Feb. 14 a slam dunk!
Here are a few of our favorites:
- "Hello, I'm a thief. I'm ready to steal your heart."
- "Are you a Beaver? ‘cos DAMMMM."
- "Do you like raisins, how would you like a date?"
- "Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless"
- "You've got to make your free throws."
And of course Valentine's Day wouldn't be complete without the perfect pick-up line from us to you: "We've fallen for you and we can't get up."
Catch the brilliant video from our friends at the Trail Blazers below and Happy Valentine's Day from all of us at NBC Sports Northwest!
Feeling lonely today? Down in the dumps?
Never fear...The Schonz will teach you how to Shoot Your Shot! 💘💘 pic.twitter.com/GpMn2eSFjb
— Portland Trail Blazers (@trailblazers) February 14, 2020
We got shooters! The Schonz dishes up best pick up lines for Valentine's Day originally appeared on NBC Sports Northwest