Sometimes you just want to keep your clean pants clean.
Playing in the first round of the Zurich Classic in New Orleans, Justin Rose found himself in the alligator-infested water alongside the par-3 third hole. Now, for reference, here’s what Rose’s pants looked like:
Yeah, you don’t want to get those lovely pants spattered with mud. So Rose stripped right down to his skivvies and fired away, like so:
Don't be shy.
— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) April 26, 2018
Alas, he bogeyed the hole, so it was all for naught. But in a bit of coincidence, Rose was paired with Henrik Stenson, who holds the distinction of displaying the most flesh in golf history at the WGC-Cadillac Championship in Doral in 2009. Here, burn this into your brain:
So, yeah. Bad as it was for Stenson, it could’ve been so much worse for the rest of us.
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