November 03, 2010
Tiger Woods: Hey, Westy.
Lee Westwood: Tiger. How're yeh?
Tiger Woods: Doing fine. Yourself?
Lee Westwood: Oh, pretty good, now that I'm No. 1 and all.
Lee Westwood: Whoops. Did I hit a nerve?
Tiger Woods: ... arm yourself, sir.
Lee Westwood: Arm myself? What?
Tiger Woods: Prepare for battle!
And soon ...
Tim Finchem, Nike, et. al: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
... and scene. Good night, everybody!
Hey, you can't blame us for trying to inject a little drama into this whole new-No.-1 thing. These guys aren't doing it themselves. Need proof? Check out this account of what happened when the two really met on the driving range at Sheshan International on Wednesday: