Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 280-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy.
Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!
Most of being a good parent is just trying to be an average parent despite being incredibly tired.
— dadpression (@Dadpression) March 5, 2018
i have no electricity today bc of the snowstorm so i was forced to talk to my husband and son they seem nice.
— kim (@KimmyMonte) March 8, 2018
My daughter just tried pizza for the first time. pic.twitter.com/yiPNJgUBJg
— Jody Avirgan (@jodyavirgan) March 3, 2018
Welcome to motherhood.
You eat while standing up now.
— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) March 6, 2018
I want the world for my two year old. I want him to accomplish everything. I also hope to goodness he never figures out he can get out of bed by himself
— Dave Learns To Dad (@DaveLearnsToDad) March 6, 2018
I just fist-pumped in glee because I got the parking spot closest to my kids’ school, in case you wondered if there’s any excitement in life after 40.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) March 5, 2018
Me pretending that's not my kid in public pic.twitter.com/iVgBEASlWk
— Lauren Mullen (@DraggingFeeties) March 8, 2018
80% of my time walking places with my kids is spent waiting for them to balance on things.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) March 5, 2018