That half-smile's not fooling anyone, Paul Reiser: You need to loosen up. You're not going to catch any of those sweet no-look Lamar Odom(notes) feeds on the break with your mitts all stiff and tense.
Relax! Your new sitcom's premiering soon, which has everyone excited/worried it will destroy NBC. Life is good!
(I don't care if the Los Angeles Lakers wind up with the one seed or not — if Reiser sees the floor at all during the playoffs, they're screwed.)