C'mon, Marc Gasol. At least give Rudy Gay and O.J. Mayo a turn. You've been using it for like SIX HOURS ALREADY. Selfish teams aren't championship teams, after all.
Best caption wins a life-affirming tale of what can happen when a jetpack-wearing superhero fights a giant mole. Good luck.
In our last adventure: Taj Gibson towers over Iman Shumpert.
Winner, Jac Pot: Taj Gibson: "You see, John, anyone in the NBA can jump over you. Not just LeBron James."
Runner-up, Vaffanculo: "Hello, Macy's? I think I found that missing balloon from Thanksgiving."
Second runner-up, Al: The sad thing is that everyone looks this tall to John Lucas III.