Create-a-Caption: The thrill of victory and the agony of defeat

Ball Don't Lie

J.R. Smith is the first thing. Paul Pierce is the second. We are the beneficiaries. Let your minds run rampant, friends.

Best caption wins free entry to a very great website. Good luck.

In our last adventure, which came more than a week ago (so long between adventures these days!): Drew Gooden is the greatest.

Winner, BrentM: "Three darts is tooooo muchhhhh!!!!"

Runner-up, Azv321: It was at that moment we knew that the duckpatch finally ate his brain.

Second runner-up, Chris: It's the end of days! Monta Ellis is passing the ball! Run for your lives!

A Special Commendation in Ruling, Emotional Development Division, goes to The Devil, who looked deep within and found this:

"Many emotional barriers were broken on that fateful day, when Drew Gooden briefly mistook the basketball for his mother."

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