Create-a-Caption: Sad Kevin Garnett is sad

I can think of younger days
When living for my life
Was everything a man could want to do
I could never see tomorrow
But I was never told about the sorrow

How can you mend
A broken heart?
How can you stop the rain from falling down?
How can you stop the sun from shining?
What makes the world go round?

Hang in there, Kevin Garnett. Another game's just a sleep away.

Best caption wins a tribute to the late Robin Gibb. Good luck.

In our last adventure: James Harden's beard is basically terraforming at this point.

Winner, Joshua: Yesterday, Mom made pizza rolls. Today, Mom informed him they had no more pizza rolls left. Harden acted accordingly.

Runner-up, Dez: When the sun set, James Harden did what people feared most: He turned into Kendrick Perkins.

Second runner-up, Jeffrey B (tie): It's the face you'd expect from the owner of the world's largest flavor saver.

Second runner-up, Russell S (tie): James Harden: Bitter Beard Face.

NOTE: Younger readers unsure why this netted several thumbs-up can catch up to olde-tyme goofs here, and see how Roy from "The Office" (I think?) looks when he drinks dumb beer!

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