Create-a-Caption: Russell Westbrook is working so hard to stifle himself

"C'mon, bro. How many times you gonna get shut down?" — the thought repeatedly racing back and forth through Russell Westbrook's mind during LeBron James' conversation at the U.S. women's national basketball team's Wednesday matchup against Turkey at the 2012 Summer Olympics in London. (Probably.)

Best caption wins some real critical lifehacks about initiating conversation, not only with the opposite sex, but also in general. (Remember: Interested is interesting!) Good luck.

In our last adventure: Nene is the happiest.

Winner, Chris: Larry Taylor: "Hey, Nene! What do you think of our chances to medal?"

Nene: "Good, good!"

Taylor: "What about the Wizards' chances of making the playoffs next year?"

Nene: "Good, good!"

Taylor: "Right ... so, how's that Paxil endorsement deal working out for you?"

Runner-up, Boomer: "So you're telling me we hug Adriana Lima win OR lose?"

NOTE: You can have your Adriana Lima, Brazil. American Olympians prefer them some FLOTUS.

Second runner-up, Larry B.: Taylor: "Nene, every time we get high you start lookin' like Sugar Bear."