The next time someone tells you that Rodney Stuckey is not a fearsome one-on-one defender, kindly point them toward the look in Carlos Delfino's eyes here, and enjoy the resulting moment of stunned silence in whichever way you see fit.
(Yep, I know this one's a few months old, but it was just brought to my attention, and it is the best, so there.)
Best caption wins a visit from Morganna the Kissing Bandit. Good luck.
In our last adventure: Greivis Vasquez is like a kid in a high-five candy store.
Winner, QwerV1: "Everyone who's here on a 10-day contract, gimme a high-five!"
Second runner-up, Michael: "Wait until I tell them I didn't wash my hands after making potty ..."