Create-a-caption: Mr. Jones and Zach

Believe it or not, the guy from Counting Crows and the quarterback from the television version of "Friday Night Lights" sometimes go to Bulls games together. Why? No idea. That's like asking why Brad Miller(notes) had cornrows once. The world may never know. Best explanation wins a grey guitar. Good sha-la-la-la-la-luck.

Previously, Brook loves his ball.

Winner, Kibbitz: Play-by-play: And the rebound goes to 11...
Color: They all go to 11, right across the board... eleven, eleven... you see, most blokes, like Conley, will be 'boarding at ten, all the way up, all the way up and where can you go from there?
PBP - I don't know...?.
Color - Exactly. What Brook does is, to get that extra push, up to the glass, you know what he does?
PBP - ...
Color - Put it up to eleven. One louder.

Runner-up, tdube88: "Lopez: 'uuuunnnn break my hearrrrt. say you'll love me agaiiiiinnn, undo this hurt that you caused when you walked out the door and walked out of my lifeeeee, uncry these teaaars'"

Second runner-up, George J: "The worst billboard advertisement for Spalding ever."

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