You've still got some work to do here, Mo Williams — that left arm's not going to cinch itself up — but kudos on scrambling to take Eric Gordon's back. He's clearly disappointed in himself for giving up such prime position. If you move quickly, Mo, I think you can finish Gordon before the end of the round, and I think Monty Williams agrees ... he appears to have given up the ghost there on the sidelines. Lock it up and get the submission.
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Winner, Bobby Bones: "I got my drink and my two step, my drink and my two st ... WAIT A SECOND, WHERE'S MY [EXPLETIVE] DRINK?"
Runner-up, Isabella S.: "My foot hasn't even started pushing into the Lakers. That's what the playoffs are all about!"
Second runner-up (tie), Ryan: Coach Pop demonstrates the technique he used to dispatch the last reporter who asked an asinine question about resting players.
Second runner-up (tie), Benjamin: "Let me demonstrate — this is called the Bruce Bowen defense technique."