Create-a-Caption: Mike Woodson is pretty intense about Fashion Week

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Whoa, there, New York Knicks coach Mike Woodson. Take it easy there. Your heat-vision stare is burning holes through the models at the Tadashi Shoji Spring 2013 fashion show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at The Stage at Lincoln Center. I mean, I know you love great outfits and that you demand perfect execution in runway walking, but you're making them nervous, and that's how people fall down. Just soften that gaze a bit. Or, better yet, take a page out of Daisy Fuentes' book over there and put on some big oversized sunglasses indoors. That'll calm things down.

You know, Daisy Fuentes. You remember her. From "House of Style"? (You're right; I *do* think she's had some work done. Let's keep that between us, though.)

Best caption wins the song that is literally always going through Mike Woodson's head. Good luck.

In our last adventure: Blake Griffin and Nastia Liukin kind of need to step their lunch games up.

Winner, Art: Griffin: "Hey, Liukin this sandwich, there's candles!"

Liukin: "Give me a Blake, that's the lamest pun ever."

Griffin: "You're Nastia than a junkyard dog."

Liukin: "You're Griffin me a headache."

NOTE: Just really strong overall dedication to puns, Art. Great work. Proud of you.

Runner-up, Michael: Still looks more fun than Kirk Cameron's birthday.

Second runner-up, NVP: "Be honest, guys: Just say you forgot my birthday. This is the worst cake I've ever seen in my life."

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