C'mon, LeBron James(notes). Fight fair. Anyone can record the second triple-double in All-Star game history if they deploy mad smoke bombs to confuse and disorient the defense. (Also, don't be surprised if LeBron has a little bit of a cough this week.)
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In our last adventure: Jolly Giraffe was always Chris Bosh's favorite Pillow Pet.
Second runner-up, r: "You know, if you want to get some dress shirts with extended necks, I know a guy ..."