Create-a-Caption: Jose Calderon’s been listening to ‘Thriller’ a lot

Weird. Would've figured he'd be more of an "Off the Wall" guy.

Best caption wins moonwalk lessons. Good luck.

In our last adventure: Dorell Wright bellows brilliantly.

Winner, JakeVozquel: "ADRIANNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!"

Runner-up, The Football God: The music stopped. There should have been a chair here.

Second runner-up, Trevor: "Spencer voted for WHO!?"

A Special Commendation in Ruling, Zing Your Host Division, goes to Joshj, who has me pegged: "Dan didn't write an article about my new tattoo? Come on!"

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