Create-a-Caption: Jason Kidd is crafty, incontinent

I don't care how quickly or intensely you come on the double, Stephen Curry and Andris Biedrins — there's just no way that you're prepared to defend against someone pooping a basketball. I swear, Jason Kidd adds a new wrinkle every year. I shudder to think what tricks he'll have up his ... sleeve ... next season.

Best caption wins an increase in fiber intake and a steady early morning appointment. Good luck.

In our last adventure: Donte Greene is a rock. He is an i-i-i-island.


Winner, Mr: Musical Chairs Night wasn't a hit at all.

Runner-up, Vcsom: Donte, after saying a tearful goodbye to his teammates, then followed Francisco Garcia's instructions to close his eyes, tap his heels together three times and keep repeating, "There's no place like home."

Second runner-up, Jimmy: "nobody likes me here, i hate summer camp."

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