"What do you MEAN I don't seem happy? I AM SO VERY HAPPY, AS YOU CAN SEE BY MY CLAPPING. I just register pleasure with a certain measure of intensity. THE INTENSITY OF ONE THOUSAND WHITE-HOT, BURNING SUNS! This is the hateppiest I've ever felt!"
Pretty weird, Sociopathic Version of Scott Skiles I've Made Up. Pretty weird, indeed.
Best caption wins crazy-face lessons from Cap'n Crazy Face. Good luck.
In our last adventure: On the court, Nene rages; off-court, he contemplates.
Runner-up, Patrick: Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris wasn't the only one who kept a third fist in his beard.
Second runner-up, Naix: Nene regrets buying that giant novelty blowdryer.