Create-a-Caption: 'Excuse me? Waiter?'

Is it just me, or does new Indiana Pacers head coach Frank Vogel have a real "upper crust Fonzie" thing going on? Like, "And to drink, I'd like a Perrieeeeeyyyyyyy."

Related question: Do you ever get sick of being so good at comedy? Me neither.

Best caption wins some of that really fancy mustard that them dudes in the shiny cars are always using. You know, French's. Good luck.

In our last adventure: Science proves that children hate Carlos Boozer.

Winner, give_and_go: "Thanks for the great seats, Bob. Right behind a crying baby and the dude with the biggest head in the arena AGAIN?!"

Runner-up, The Thrilla in Vanilla: Even the Fatheads will miss Jerry Sloan.

Second runner-up, Chris Siegert: "Cheer up, bud. You can leave Utah someday, too."

A Special Commendation in Ruling, "Too Many Urkels On Your Team, That's Why Your Wins Low" Division, goes to azv321 for sharing the lessons that Yeezy taught him: No one fan should have all that glower.

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