Create-a-Caption: The dumbest sobriety test ever

I know, Dirk Nowitzki. I agree. But this is what happens when you draw referee Bob Delaney. You know he hasn't read a sports blog since 2003, and you know it's hard to change people's perceptions, so you get ready to touch your nose while looking at the sky, even though you've been playing basketball for 40 minutes. Hang in there, Dirk.

Best caption wins the right to remain funky. Good luck.

In our last adventure: Shane Battier's fingers just started finging.


Winner, azv321: [Peanuts Theme]

NOTE: The idea of Battier being that happy to fake-play that raises this one up.

Runner-up, My Name is Jason: Shane's first teaching moment involves humiliating aging teams and marionettes.

Second runner-up, Waynehead: "Daddy, would you like some sausage?"

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