C'mon, Blake Griffin(notes). You and I both know that if you don't listen to Los Angeles Clippers strength and conditioning coach Richard Williams and stretch properly, you run the risk of injury. You can't rely on unholy natural athleticism forever. I know it's uncomfortable — especially when you see the cameraman setting up to capture the moment — but trust us. We have your best interests at heart.
And hey, if you buck up and stretch out, we'll go out for a nice, refreshing Del Taco Inception Burrito later, I promise. Sound good, sport? Great!
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In our last adventure: Lean on DeAndre Jordan when you're not strong. (Clippers, Clippers everywhere!)
Runner-up, aly: DeAndre Jordan shows his teammates his best Suge Knight impression.
Second runner-up, Jayjay: DeAndre Jordan prepares Blake Griffin's prop for the Dunk Contest.