Create-a-Caption: Awwwwwwwkberg

We all know that post-donnybrook encounters can be hard to handle, especially in real life/non-social networking situations, but I'm not sure Donte Greene's(notes) "pretend to be a towel rack" strategy is the most mature move. Say what you will about his headcasery, but at least DeMarcus Cousins(notes) isn't hiding. Oh, to know what's running through their heads right at this very moment.

What's that, friends? You can help with that? THE DEVIL YOU SAY! Well, let's hear it, brethren! Best caption wins some more ridiculous disguises. Good luck.

In our last adventure: Chris Andersen needs a hug — is there anybody out there willing to embrace a thug?

Winner, rccostner: "... and this is the face I made while I had a bird's nest tattooed around my eggs."

Runner-up, Sean: Congratulations, Chris! You've just been selected for the 2011 Sprite Slam Dunk Contest!

Second runner-up, Bell Curve: Chris Andersen(notes) demonstrates his displeasure at the fact that Audioslave is no longer a band.

A Special Commendation in Ruling, Meme Evocation Division, goes to woot for a submission that channels each of our inner Ronnies: "Come at me, bro."

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