"On one hand, Coach, you can keep starting someone who can't shoot, can't defend, isn't rebounding, turns the ball over a ton and puts you in deficits pretty much all the time. On the other, you can bench him."
[Alvin Gentry decides to give Michael Beasley less than 20 minutes per game]
"Don't mention it, Alvin Gentry. ... No, seriously, don't mention it. I'm pretty sure advising you on lineup decisions in the middle of a game would get me in a LOT of trouble."
Best caption wins a little help from your friends, even if they do have whistles and call your guys for the reach-in foul from time to time. Good luck.
In our last adventure: Andrei Kirilenko's picking up what you're putting down, and he digs it.
Winner, Sean: "In Soviet Russia, thumb ups you!"
Runner-up, John: "Those brownies Michael Beasley left behind in his locker are delicious."
Second runner-up, TR3S: "Good job, management! Way to #$%$ off Kevin Love!"
NOTE: C'mon, Andrei Kirilenko. Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Just clearly communicate your feelings, dog; that's way more constructive.