Create-a-Caption: Aghast and stunned Boris Diaw is aghast and stunned

No, for real, Boris Diaw — you just logged more than 27 minutes for the first time in 2 1/2 months, you kicked in four rebounds, three assists, a block and some very good defense on LeBron James, and played a pretty important role in a 114-104 Game 5 win that puts your San Antonio Spurs just 48 minutes away from raising the O'Brien. We kind of can't believe it, either, but here we are.

Sure, we all know for real that Boris was protesting a foul call, but let's be blog game Willy Wonkas and entrench ourselves in a world of pure imagination. What do you think Diaw's so distraught about? Best caption wins a metric ton of Everlasting Gobstoppers (not really). Good luck.

In our last adventure: Chris Bosh is forever twirling, twirling, twirling his finger toward freedom.

Winner, Tyler: "Can I ... Can I try that again?"

Runner-up, Kenny!: "Wingardium Leviosa."

Second runner-up, Stephon: "Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips."

Thanks, @Jose3030.

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