Charmin Tries To Get 'Mad Pooper' To Turn Herself In With Brilliant Ploy

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Charmin has flushed, er, fleshed out a clever plan.

This week,news brokeabout the “Mad Pooper,” a female jogger in Colorado Springs, Colorado, who has been terrorizing a family by defecating outside of their home on a weekly basis.

Lt. Howard Black of the Colorado Springs Police Departmenttold HuffPostthat this isn’t an isolated problem and that the woman has been pooping all over the neighborhood.

Colorado Springs Police Department has beenasking residents to try and take photosof the jogger to help identify her, KKTV, a news channel in Colorado Springs, reports. The woman could be facing charges of indecent exposure and public defecation.

It’s a pretty shitty situation, but Charmin, the toilet paper company, has taken it upon themselves to become “a small part of wiping away this mess.”

On Wednesday, they tweeted:

“If the#MadPooperturns herself in, we’ll give her a year’s supply of TP to help with her ‘runs,’” the company wrote. 

We hope this tempts her to finally come clean.

This article originally appeared on HuffPost.

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