C-a-C: ‘So … wait. This means I *am* staying? Or not? What’s happening?’

It's OK, Dwight Howard. We didn't really know what the hell was going on, either.

Best caption wins a "jump to conclusions" mat, to help you make the tough decisions. Good luck.

In our last adventure: DeMarcus Cousins is pretty sure he is a dainty guard and not a 6-foot-11, 270-pound holy terror.

Winner, Robert C: The Warriors are the best at going small.

Runner-up, Mr: After a crazy day of trades, Sacramento had to play 2-on-2 vs. Golden State.

Second runner-up, EJ: With Cousins moving in slow-motion, Nate Robinson eyes an opportunity for his first chase down block of his career.

A Special Commendation in Ruling, Topical Zings Division, goes to Son, who offers:

"David Lee is waiting for Andrew Bogut to fly in from Milwaukee and play defense."

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