"... because when I go out, I do, like, bottle service in the club. Like, vokka and oranjuice, like Ciroc, that's good vokka. Yo, ladies of Turkey, let me ask you a question, though: Ummmm, do you date me?"
Glad to see former New Jersey Nets point guard Deron Williams has brought a little bit of the Garden State with him to Besiktas. I'm sure Turkish Ed Hardy retailers especially appreciate it.
Best caption wins a $4 million deal to play in Istanbul, because you are good at business, plus a sick belt buckle, bro. Good luck.
In our last adventure: Oh, come on, Magic Johnson and Dick Cavett. It is not that surprising that the height difference between you is so vast.
Winner, Mr. Jones: If you don't make an innuendo while creating a caption about us, I will respect you thiiiiiiis much.
Runner-up, Dane H: Classic misdirection. While you are watching the right hand, the left hand is picking your pocket.
Second runner-up, Chillkreme43: Dick Cavett and his Rajon Rondo impersonation.