Breaking news: Michael Jordan is not a twerker, does not know what twerking is (Video)

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"I'm not a Twitterer, I'm not a twerker, I'm not a Facebooker. I am a ... nothing. I'm old school. [...] What is twerking, by the way?" — Michael Jordan, clarifying that it wasn't him wearing that jersey, which we appreciate, and that he's not behind this account, which we don't appreciate.

Hat-tip to The Sporting News.

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