Football fans who are single on Valentine's Day have been thrown a lifeline by Belgian Pro League side S.V. Zulte Waregem, who are staging a competition to date a former Miss Belgium.
Brilliantly named model Joke van de Velde — who looked like this shortly after she won the beauty pageant in 2000 — stars in a video published by the club's YouTube channel, in which she promises to accompany one lucky fan on a VIP trip to Essevee's home match with Cercle Brugge on Saturday. All you have to do is convince her why you are her perfect date and email the club.
The real highlight of the clip above, of course, is the short advertising jingle that informs us that "floors are female." Who knew? Does that mean ceilings are male and walls are transgender? Clearly, we have much to learn from Belgium about home design.
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