Zlatan Ibrahimovic is a man who likes to punish people. Not only does he regularly mete out Zlatan justice (Zlustice) to teammates who deserved to be kicked in the head, but he enjoys penalizing goalkeepers for poor clearances.
When Joe Hart could only manage a dainty header in England's friendly with Sweden in 2012, Ibra put the ball in the net in a fashion that won him the FIFA Puskas Award for the "most beautiful" goal of the year.
In Paris Saint-Germain's Coupe de la Ligue semi-final with Nantes on Tuesday, he only needed five minutes of game time to punish goalkeeper Remy Riou with a one-touch finish that shows his ongoing refusal to obey the laws of physics:
The Mighty Zlatan scored again in the 90th minute to seal a 2-1 victory for PSG.
The Swede's greatest achievement of the day, however, was almost certainly this Twitter post:
— Zlatan Ibrahimović (@Ibra_official) February 4, 2014
Take note, everyone (except Zlatan).
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