Daniel Sturridge is King of the World right now. He's like an extremely rich, athletically gifted and non-deceased version of Leonardo Di Caprio's character in Titanic.
But rather then screaming on the front of a doomed boat, D-Studge has been celebrating his white-hot form for Liverpool by dressing up in a white-hot outfit for the benefit of his Instagram followers.
On Sunday evening, Struridge posted a picture dressed in an all-white outfit. Either he is paying tribute to Ashley Cole's fierce look from 2006, he has a side business in painting and decorating or he just returned from performing with his Boyz II Men tribute act. Who are probably called Boyz III Men.
He accompanied the image — which was taken in a stairwell for added pomp — with the caption:
Swagging on em... All white everything... #posingonyoufools #baditbad
This is why Premier League footballers shouldn't get the weekend off.
Clearly, Sturridge could learn a thing or two from Nicklas Bendtner, who attended a UFC fight on Saturday dressed like a Boardwalk Empire extra before showing us the correct way to eat yogurt on Sunday...
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