Suffice to say, Thomas Muller knows how to hit the target. The Germany forward scored 26 times for Bayern Munich last season, he was the 2010 World Cup Golden Boot and he's already joint top scorer in Brazil thanks to his hat-trick against Portugal.
In training, however, Muller managed to shank a shot so badly that it ended up hitting the face of an unsuspecting diner several feet behind his target.
The BBC note that Muller was forced to apologize to his victim, but if you choose to dine next to a training field, you should probably accept that a mid-meal ball to the face is fair game.
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