Theo Walcott unveils goal celebration in which he signs an invisible contract

Brooks Peck
Dirty Tackle

After prolonged negotiations that nearly drove Arsene Wenger to start snacking on cyanide capsules, Theo Walcott finally signed a new contract with Arsenal paying him about £100,000 a week over the next three and a half years. So after scoring Arsenal's fourth goal in their 5-1 win against West Ham on Wednesday, Walcott and teammate Lu-Lu-Lu Lukas Podolski celebrated by capturing the imaginations of football fans everywhere and pretending to sign invisible contracts.

This is a thing now. There is no turning back.

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