The Chelsea boys were up to their usual hijinx at the training ground last week. During a shooting game, Didier Drogba and Nicolas Anelka decided to show the youngsters who's boss by knocking them out of the competition before they even had a chance to shoot.
Daniel Sturridge was the first to suffer this fate and was quick to tell the Chelsea TV camera of the unfairness at hand. When Salomon Kalou and Romelu Lukaku joined him off to the side, he realized the age discrimination that was going on and let his investigative reporter instincts take over, interviewing his two teammates on what just happened to them. And he did it while holding an imaginary microphone up to them the whole time.
Meanwhile, Kalou couldn't stop making fun of Lukaku's hair. Then Lukaku threatened to "burn the camera" if the footage appeared on television. Then he said hi to his mom.
Invisible microphone: Solving discriminations.