Sepp Blatter is now a Grand Commander, First Class

Sepp Blatter is visiting Malaysia on his hand-greasing tour as he pursues for a fourth term as FIFA president. While hanging out with Sultan Ahmad Shah the president of the Football Association Malaysia/sultan of the Pahang state, Sepp sat in a gold chair at the sultan's palace and wore accessories that are only slightly less ostentatious than what he has back at his office at FIFA HQ.

The gold necklace he's wearing symbolizes his new royal title of Grand Commander, First Class, which is not nearly as impressive as his official title at FIFA -- Vengeful God of Football.

Photo: Reuters