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It was only a matter of time before Mario Balotelli's blend of tall tales and hyper-reality seeped into other streams of pop culture. The fact that it's taken this long for someone to incorporate his "Why Always Me?" catchphrase into a song, but Tinchy Stryder has finally done it.
Featured on his new The Wish List Mixtape -- a free download released on Christmas eve -- "Mario Balotelli" starts with several audio clips from Machester City manager Roberto Mancini and Mario himself before going into the song, which has a refrain of "Why always me? Why always me? Why always me? Mario Balotelli." It also mentions Petr Cech just because every song should.
And now the wait until Billy Joel reworks "We Didn't Start the Fire" to be about Mario begins...
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