It was the England Foundation Charity Golf Day today, which gave Peter Crouch the perfect opportunity to show how ridiculous he looks holding a driver.
The Stoke striker also showed his utter lack of fairway etiquette by teeing up in skinny jeans and boots. Honestly, who plays golf in jeans? Everybody knows you're supposed to wear tasteful slacks like these.
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